Dudley. Piers' Fiat Arbarth Cappucino sitting next to the
now ex Hubbard Media Group
company vehicle Given to him by an old lady who went blind and couldn't find her car keys
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The Escort. This is Piers daily driver (except when his good lady has it)
Relatively new and like everything else Piers owns, in immaculate condition. You would
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This MkIII is
Piers very own pride and joy. The 280 Brooklands seen here on a run out after Piers has
just washed and waxed it. Never driven out in the wet if he can help it (as it handles so
poorly) Stored at night in a specialy adapted "drive in" compartment built into
the spare bedroom in his house, where he lavishes it with a lot of love and bukaki.
Aint she a beauty? |
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Phoned in by Glen. This Renault
pictured on the A127. Smashed to hell and back
Great
shot taken at speed !!!!! |
Mile End Road
marks the more than fitting "end of the road" for this Vauxhall. Left to
dissolve into the pavement with a couple of half finished cans of drink on the dash safely
locked out of the reach of thirsty passers by on the hot days of summer.
Wankers !! |
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A Fiesta ends its days in the
residents parking area of a block of flats near Homerton Hospital. Windowless and devoid
of any lights, this clapped out old chuffer will be removed in a year or so by the
council. |
Close to Homerton
Hospital this Cavalier has been locked away from scavengers whilst its owner converts it
from a hard top to a convertible.
At this point, he has reached Stage 2. The peel
back stage. Not seen in picture is the giant sardine tin key he is using to assist him in
this process. |
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This poor man has been dumped along
with his car, by his missus. Left to rot in his locked car without the keys, in a side
turning off the Mile End road. As you can see decomposition has not yet set in, but
there's a funny smell round there which can only be attributed to his yellowing pants. |
Vorsprung Durch
Fucked !!!!
This Audi has taken a beating. Left to rot
after taking part in the dumpers section of Homerton Carnival, it failed to gain entry to
the torchlight procession because all the lights had failed and it was not on fire.
To the left of the sign in the background can
bee seen the Golf GTI featured further down this page. |
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A smacked up 205. This one was used
by the Newham Posse for ballistics testing of their new molatov cocktail dispenser. If you
were an occupant you would be quite adequately protected as the glass has not been
compromised, but how about that dent. Oooh wee !!!! |
Amazingly this TVR
is DUMPED! This was taken in Chigwell where the hoy paloy live. After asking around we
found out that the owner had bought it and driven it around until it ran out of petrol.
Then, he just left it by the side of the road and went an bought a new one that had a full
tank of gas.
Those CRAZY gentry!!!!!! |
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A Canvey Hot Hatch. This one
belonged to the Aluminium, Glass and Perspex Enthusiasts (AGPE) club based on the island.
Naturally they have removed their favourite items and just left this for the council to
deal with. Nice !!! |
This Citroen is
quite simply a bunch of arse. Left for the council to deal with after France got pushed
out of the World Cup by its disgruntled, garlic eating, onion selling, stripy jersey and
beret wearing, anti freeze drinking, thoughtless, froggy owner.
Good riddance to bad rubbish. |
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This Fiat is the only way the owner
of the shop in the background could have an extension built on his premises for the
cooking and selling of take away food.
Finding
a local youth who could shoot the tyres out was not a problem, so there it stays.
A beacon to the professional drunks who wander up and down
the road each night looking for anything they can eat for the few coppers they have left
in their pockets |
This Peugeot 205
has seen better days, and so had the wall of the house just behind it before this silver
excocet careened down the street hit another car and BOTH ended up in the front garden.
The broken wall can just be made out near the for sale sign. If I lived in Hackney, I'd
move too, and bloody sharpish!!!! |
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A Nissan Sunny this time, though
not looking particularly sunny due to the fact it has its windscreen missing and a half
arsed attempt at covering it up with a blue tarp. Flat Tyres on both sides compliment this
fine little runabout. |
The owner of this
Golf GTi was attempting to jump over a couple dining "Al fresco" at their patio
table when this accident happened. He did not get enough run up and the man was crushed
under the weight of the car. His chair can be seen under the front valance. Passers by
rushed over and just ripped the car apart rendering it immobile so that the council can
dispose of it in a few months |
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Patients of Homerton Hospital get
to see this lovely Nova if they look out of the windows of their wards. Unfortunately the
owner of this car will not be able to see it for a few more months, until the bandages
come of his third degree burns. The price you pay for trying to keep your curry hot by
placing the bag under the bonnet. |
Thurrock Services
this time and though this Sierra looks, OK, its not. It has been here for TWO weeks. A
dent to the rear door and a missing bumper tell us that it might be dumped. Truth is, the
owner is still inside the shop trying to decide which porny mag he's going to buy to
accompany his Ginsters pie. This car has absolutely no material value whatsoever.
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Another Volvo ! This one is in
Hackney. Home of the "Dumper" After being used in a ram raid on a confetti shop
this sad tired car has been left for the council to collect and make into a desk ornament |
Another Canvey.
Another Volvo. They do seem to be the choice of the car dumping professional. This one's
on the way to Canvey tip. The owner, who lived in the house in the background, was a Calor
Gas sales rep. He was almost at home with the next days demonstration gas bottle (seen in
back of car) when a young Canvey toddler threw his cigarette butt in through the sunroof.
the resultant explosion blew the car clean over the grass bank to land in a ball of flames
where it sits now. |
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The owner of this car couldn't
afford a sexy XR3 Cabriolet so he decided to smash all his windows out last summer for
that cool breeziness. Its winter now and he's bought a Fiat 126 to ponce around in during
the colder months. Spack !!!! |
Namby Pamby but
still a dumper. This beaten up and illegally parked Orion has had all the leads taken out
from under the bonnet (we checked) by an anti spark plug and rotor arm activists group.
Watch out they could be operating in YOUR area
soon. |
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This converted Nova had no wheels
on it for a genuine reason. It was a prototype "hover-car" It broke down on its
maiden trial run. Luckily, the boffins at Vauxhall removed all the secret components and
scurried away in a Flex 7 technology mini van, leaving the carcass for the council to deal
with in a few months. |
A double whammy
residing in a block of flats near Hometon Hospital. This Fiesta and VW were part of a
Golden Jubilee DUMPING RACE held by the residents of the flats. The Vee-dub was the
winner, due to the fact that in the timed period of 20 Seconds from the adjudicators
starting gun, it had a smashed windscreen and no wheels. |
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The beauty of this XR2 really
shines out from this picture. Taken in the BP Services carpark on the Eastbound A13 near
Grays. Stripped of all its dignity and power, it is now used as a makeshift toilet when
the services are shut. |
The little girl
that rides this bike is actually stuck in that black box thinking it was a doorway to
Narnia. The Police let her out with a caution minutes later. |
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This one technically is not a
"dumper" but looks like it is due to the selfish way it has been parked. Piers
has seen this one driving about still minus its wheels as the owner prefers to save his
rubber for motorway driving. |
This has to be the
ultimate dumped car. This MR2 is actually parked outside a newsagents in Hackney and all
this occurred whilst the owner was inside buying a paper.
Brutal !!!! |
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Closer to home this time. This baby
is over on Canvey and was accidentally set on fire when the old boy that owned it, farted
whilst trying to light his cigarette using the cigar lighter. A flash fire occurred making
the bonnet flip up and secure itself in the correct manner. When the fire brigade arrived
on the scene the old man had disappeared... |
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corner to where these two Vauxhalls were parked. Still on fire he banged on each window
for help and inadvertently set them on fire also. Luckily the occupants were not in the
vehicles but merely yards away indulging in heavy petting sessions behind the grass bank
you can see in the background. Sexy, but a long walk home if you ask me. |
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A Dumped M Series
Beemer. This was used in a ram raid on an incontinence bedsheet factory a few hundred
yards away from where it has been dumped in this picture
Weeks later Hackney market had an abundance of
bedwetter duvet sets for sale at knockdown prices.
Natrually our "man in the van"
purchased a couple and tried them out in a frenzy of garish nightmares and sodden dreams |
A side view of
same Beemer. |
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This unlucky Renault
Megane was dumped straight into the back of my friend Glen's Ford Focus.
Luckily the Focus will live to fight another day. Perhaps France
should have gone to war with the rest of us. They seem to know fuck all
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What follows next, beggars belief. This dumped Rover 216 Vanden Plas
was driven by someone who had just seen some of the worlds greatest car stunts on
television. He decided to have a go himself. Driving down the A13 at Dagenham, he got this
beast up to 115mph when he hit the up ramp of the fly-over. And fly over he did. Clean
over the Service station underneath and landing in the street, he barrel rolled his car 27
times before coming to a rest here. Fortunately the driver escaped unhurt but now prefers
the use of one of those adult tricycles.
Fan bloody tastic !!!!!!
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